Showing posts with label liars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label liars. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

He's Alright, But He's NOT REAL!

I believe that in today’s society… it is becoming increasingly hard to find someone who is REAL and GENUINE. But, unfortunately this is not where it stops. We also have to think about the millions of people who walk the face this earth everyday and live in these little Delusional Lie Worlds they have created. Men, women… its all the same because when you REALLY look at it, no one side can be blamed. They both go hand in hand and in fact, build on each other. Know that both men and women do this shit but today we will address men, just keep in mind that this shit is definitely interchangable.

Men… lie about stupid shit. Shit that isn’t even significant such as your status, where you work, what you drive, how much you make, whether or not u have kids (to those that do this one- STOP NOT CLAIMING YOUR KIDS FUCKTARDS- its not they‘re fault they are spawn to such an incompetent ass as yourself), where you live at, blah, blah, blah… and what’s the point of all this??? To make YOURSELF seem more desirable then what you really are (ladies realize this: you are part of the reason why men feel they need to lie). Men lie to make themselves look good. They want to get “the bad bitches” and they will lie about any and everything in order to attain her.

Now, this would work out for them if they were just fucking the chick and keeping it moving (hey, all is fair in love & fuckin and it doesn’t really matter what you tell a 1 night stand or a jump off for that matter- the bitch don’t even need to know your real name) but it doesn’t just stop there. No you end up getting close with a bitch and now that’s your “wifey”. Well, guess what? Wifey’s gunna be pissed when she finds out her dream man works at Game Stop *( ;) @ S.), lives at home with his momma, drives her car and has 2 kids he ain’t NEVER mention. And what does she do when she finds out? Hopefully leave your sorry ass for lying about STUPID shit… but most of you IGNORANT broads stay with a nigga after finding out he done lied to you about all that shit.

I SAY: if a PERSON can lie about things as insignificant as where they work at and who they live with- shit, they can LIE ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!

Men, I understand how hard it can be chasing after the bad bitches- but you need to understand some thing’s about bitches… 1- a REAL bitch doesn’t care about the little things, especially in the beginning (if a bitch is asking you how much you make and where you work at and you JUST met her- LEAVE THAT GOLD DIGGIN BITCH ALONE- it will result ONLY in sorrow for you and fuller pockets for her), 2- Realize this: a bitch KNOWS whether or not she’d give you the pussy after a minute of seeing you. Shit, she may WANT TO give you the pussy… and YOUR MAIN GOAL is to not fuck that up. This means by not doing or saying anything that would make her look at you like you’s a crazy ass mofo. And guess what, most of the time- if she wanna fuck you- she doesn’t even care how much you spend on her, cuz she’ll FUCK YOU ANYWAY.

Ok, so now that you have lied, you have definitely SABOTAGED your relationship if it happens to go beyond fuckin or if you just lied to get her to begin with. What will your relationship be based on? LIES… all lies. And you two will never have that extra deep connection because you don’t know who each other really is. If you done lied to a bitch to get at her and then got her, the least you can do is keep it real with her and let her know who YOU really are. Its NOT FAIR that you know her and she doesn’t know you nor is it fair that you TRICKED her into being with you (how about showing her who you truly are and then letting HER decide if she REALLY does wanna be with you). Its also NOT FAIR that you are parading around like a WOLF IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING, because that is EXACTLY what you are- a damn impersonator (thanks J. lol). And in the end, you may be aight… but YOU AIN’T REAL!

Whatever, so you LIED and got you the “bad bitch”… but now what? You basically have to keep up this front as long as humanly possible in order to keep her… more work than you ever thought it would be. As a result, she will not know who you truly are as a person, but eventually you will begin to show your true colors. All I’m saying is DO NOT be upset, surprised or angry if the bitch wanna leave your silly ass- she was never with YOU anyways, her ass was with your made up character. And I must address all you SILLY HOES who stay with the men who have lied to you about all this important shit…

Realize this: he IS a fucking liar and has the capacity to do so at any given time, and I know that its hard cuz you’re attached, you don’t wanna be lonely… blah, blah, blah but KNOW THIS- you were NEVER really in love/love/liked HIM anyways, it was his LIES that kept you open. And I KNOW ya bitches have a PROBLEM separating emotions and fucking and your silly ass wanna be addicted to HIS pipe game, but TRUTH BE TOLD: FOR EVERY NIGGA WHO FUCKED ME PROPER, THERE WAS 5 NIGGAS BEHIND HIM WHO COULD SERVE ME BETTER!!! And that’s REAL TALK!

How I see it… Men, how do you ever expect to find that REAL bitch, and REAL love if your ass is lying about every and any thing? How do you ever expect a chick to love you for who YOU are if your ass never let her know who you are. If you have to front and make yourself seem like your worth more than you really are- that’s sad, you need a damn hug and some fucking CONFIDENCE (it goes a looooong way niggas).

See this is exactly why I be on some “I don’t give a fuck” shit…. Why? Cuz at the end of the day- you either gunna fuck with me or you’re not. Truth be told 9 out of 10 times… you’re gunna fuck with me. I don’t like surprises which is why I try to throw all my cards on the table and let a mofo know from the door how this shit is gunna go. If he don’t like it… fuck em, but like I said, 9 out of 10 times… its going down. Niggas, you need to realize that bitches wanna fuck just as much as you do (maybe not all of em, but most of em). Bitches who say otherwise… ARE LYING TO THEIR DAMN SELVES. They KNOW they wanna fuck, they just don’t wanna be deemed a “slut, whore, hoe, jump, smut, etc…” so they are careful of how they go about it. *Ladies: it is 2009, get with it… if niggas can do them, so can you- and you are none the lesser for it*

Moral of the story kids is: KEEP IT A FUCKIN HUNDRED! Learn to keep it real with yourselves so that you can be real with others. Fellas: don’t be so quick to lie to a bitch- you may have just found the woman of your dreams, but a REAL bitch will NOT TOLERATE being lied to. Bitches: Stop condoning these lying ass niggas… if he’s a liar, take the L, and drop him like a bad habit. No, he’s not gunna change and its so sad that your still holding on to some hope that he will… and hop off his dick shorty- its not that serious and like I said- there’s ALWAYS gunna be someone else who does it better.

Wanna Better Relationship? Learn How 2 Fuck!

So, lately I’ve been talking about sex a lot… and I decided to do a little research on my own and develop some theories as to why certain things occur in society. I’m really trying to get down to the nitty gritty of things and it all revolves around sex and society. What I found interesting, was that according to a recent survey conducted, 75% of women reported never climaxing to orgasm. How does this affect society, you may ask… Well, it certainly explains certain things about women.

Now, let’s start at the very beginning… the very first time you touched yourself. As children many of us were taught that it was a BAD thing to do. Many of us became very shameful, and as a result ultimately really stopped exploring. While the rest of us, only found better ways to cover our tracks. ;)

Those who grow up shameful, mostly women, never got to really explore themselves, their bodies. Many of them don’t even know what really arouses them and what they like. This is a sad fucking story to me. If you’re a grown ass woman, and have never reached cloud 10 and exploded into a million pieces… then, you better get like Mariah and “Touch ya Body”!

Explore your folds, your tunnels… your crook and fucking crannies. This is the only way you will ever learn your body… If YOU don’t know what you like, how the hell you gunna explain it to someone else? (That’s right most of you don’t, because you’re too embarrassed.) Get over it! If he ain’t doing it right… tell him about himself! He’s not the only one who should get to orgasm.

I believe that this is why many women don’t enjoy having sex, or don’t want it as much as men. It’s just not that enjoyable to them. This is also the reason why many women would rather have oral sex, instead of vaginal sex. Many can climax easily clitoral, but have a very hard time vaginally. I say, what’s the point of having sex, if you’re not gunna orgasm? Sex with no orgasm is pure blasphemy to me.

Ladies, if you cannot orgasm during vaginal sex, it is your own fault! First, you need to explore your body and bring yourself to full climax. If you can achieve that, then you’re ready for the big times. You need to know that, not all men know how to fuck. If that is the case, then you need to also know, that you should take it upon yourself to learn how to position yourself right. The positioning of yourself, is EVERYTHING! Practice makes perfect… So stop being a lazy bitch, and RIDE EM’ COWBOY!

You see, men on the other hand, almost always orgasm and 98% surveyed, reported doing so. Do you know why… because THEY BEAT OFF! Men are simple and straightforward with sex. They know what they like and how to reach the promised land. Although they know all of this though, what they don’t know is that most of them are terribly disillusioned.

That’s right, DISILLUSIONED! Personally, I have met many of men who were terribly disillusioned, but it’s not their fault entirely. Sure, many men have a big ego, but women play a large part in their disillusionment. Therefore, men talk a lot of shit and think highly of themselves. They believe they are a lion in the sheets, when in all actuality they are a mere kitten.

This happens purely because bitches don’t know how to keep it G and tell a man when he’s whack in the sack. Instead, they fake orgasms, moan and scream like crazy and act like he’s a sex god, when in all actuality… he couldn’t fuck his way out of a wet paper bag.

Today I read in Men’s Health, something that made me feel normal. When watching porn, you always see bitches screaming and moaning something crazy. Now, when bitches fake, being that that is the norm, they scream and moan too. But here is a rude awakening, “When climaxing, it’s almost IMPOSSIBLE to exhale. She’ll draw in her breathe, tighten her muscles, and then sigh or pant when she comes back to Earth. But scream? Never.”

And here I thought I was doing it wrong, because it wasn’t the “normal” thing associated with a woman climaxing. In all actuality though, many women fake it, and even worse, they lie and say the sex was great. Women seem to sympathize with the men and really just don’t want to hurt his feelings. That is what it allllll boils down to, not wanting to hurt his feelings. Bitch! Get real! You are the reason why men walk around thinking they really doing it.

Ladies, you need to learn how not to sugar coat shit. If the man was whack, tell him so, and how he could improve himself. Consider this constructive criticism. Men, need to take the criticism gracefully, and realize they may not be all they thought they were cracked up to be. Most men will accept it as such, and try to switch it up for you, ultimately increasing his own skills. Yet, if you never tell him, then he’s gunna SUCK until he meets a bitch like me, who’ll set his ass straight!

Now, let’s tie this in with society and relationships. I concur that being that many women never climax, this leads to their bitchness level. Women are seen as nags and many are very catty, especially at one another. Thinking of this logically though, I’d be a bitch too if I had sex all the time, yet never climaxed. Sex with no orgasm often leads to many women feeling empty after sex.

Achieving orgasm with your partner is the highest form of intimacy, but if most women never meet orgasm, they never truly connect with their partners. This also leads to resentment of their mates, all because he gets to orgasm and she doesn’t. Being that 75% of women, the majority, never climax, these numbers are a basic sample of the world at large. This means that 3 out of 4 women never climax, and that MOST women are ticking time bombs, waiting to explode.

Explode, these bombs do, and many women explode in crazy ways. Many women get violent, others emotional, some get depressed but all of them explode. It’s crazy because so many people talk shit about women (mainly men), about how they always nag, and they are NEVER happy. Women are depicted as such in the media, and we can see and hear shit like this said everywhere.

Well, guess what Einstein’s, you’re RIGHT! Most women, the majority, are NEVER HAPPY! Do you know why? Let me relate this to the men in terms you’d understand… Now, close your eyes and imagine spending most of your life, NEVER being able to bust a nut. I mean sure, your dick gets hard… but you could NEVER nut- like permanent blue balls. Now, tell me your ass wouldn’t be angry ALL the time too!

Although I believe that sex isn’t the most important aspect of a relationship, I would have to put it up there in my top 5. Sex to me, can make or break a relationship. Everything can be fine with a person, but if they are missing that critical element, things may go off course.

If the sex is bad, resentment occurs. This is true for both parties involved, because some men don’t talk to their women about what they like either. Also, being that you are never really satisfied, you are also easily tempted by others. You may lie to yourself, and say that sex isn’t important… but in the end, if your sex life sucks, your relationship can become subject to damage.

What is a remedy for this? Discuss sex with your partner. If you are in a committed relationship, then communication should be open and an open mind should be kept. Talk about your likes and dislikes, things you’ve dreamt of doing.

Also, keep in mind, that in a relationship you should want to please your partner and vice versa. Which means NO HOLDS BAR, sometimes. Ladies, it is 2009, if your man wants you to suck his dick, then SUCK IT! Same thing goes for you fellas. If you wanna keep your partner happy, ROCK THEIR FUCKING WORLD!

Know this: if you won’t do it, someone else will! So, don’t get caught out there, you’re in a relationship for Christ sake.

What have we learned?

Women, to discover orgasm, you must discover your bodies. The G-Spot, DOES exist, believe me, I know! Learn how to fuck right, stop being lazy logs and pillow queens and take control of the situation. Cummin makes sex so much better, so STOP lying to men and letting them think they the shit.

Men, realize that YES many women are angry at the world, but you could help, if you fucked her right! She’d be hella happier if she orgasmed! Sure, bitches lie, but you need to know how to spot that shit, and correct your flaws. Many of you are disillusioned now, but get with it! You’ll only increase your skills, and then finally be the beast, you thought you were.

Bottom line: Communication is key. It will be the way to relate to one another and REALLY find out just how good we are at doing the do.