He's Alright, But He's NOT REAL!

I believe that in today’s society… it is becoming increasingly hard to find someone who is REAL and GENUINE. But, unfortunately this is not where it stops. We also have to think about the millions of people who walk the face this earth everyday and live in these little Delusional Lie Worlds they have created. Men, women… its all the same because when you REALLY look at it, no one side can be blamed. They both go hand in hand and in fact, build on each other. Know that both men and women do this shit but today we will address men, just keep in mind that this shit is definitely interchangable.

Men… lie about stupid shit. Shit that isn’t even significant such as your status, where you work, what you drive, how much you make, whether or not u have kids (to those that do this one- STOP NOT CLAIMING YOUR KIDS FUCKTARDS- its not they‘re fault they are spawn to such an incompetent ass as yourself), where you live at, blah, blah, blah… and what’s the point of all this??? To make YOURSELF seem more desirable then what you really are (ladies realize this: you are part of the reason why men feel they need to lie). Men lie to make themselves look good. They want to get “the bad bitches” and they will lie about any and everything in order to attain her.

Now, this would work out for them if they were just fucking the chick and keeping it moving (hey, all is fair in love & fuckin and it doesn’t really matter what you tell a 1 night stand or a jump off for that matter- the bitch don’t even need to know your real name) but it doesn’t just stop there. No you end up getting close with a bitch and now that’s your “wifey”. Well, guess what? Wifey’s gunna be pissed when she finds out her dream man works at Game Stop *( ;) @ S.), lives at home with his momma, drives her car and has 2 kids he ain’t NEVER mention. And what does she do when she finds out? Hopefully leave your sorry ass for lying about STUPID shit… but most of you IGNORANT broads stay with a nigga after finding out he done lied to you about all that shit.

I SAY: if a PERSON can lie about things as insignificant as where they work at and who they live with- shit, they can LIE ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!

Men, I understand how hard it can be chasing after the bad bitches- but you need to understand some thing’s about bitches… 1- a REAL bitch doesn’t care about the little things, especially in the beginning (if a bitch is asking you how much you make and where you work at and you JUST met her- LEAVE THAT GOLD DIGGIN BITCH ALONE- it will result ONLY in sorrow for you and fuller pockets for her), 2- Realize this: a bitch KNOWS whether or not she’d give you the pussy after a minute of seeing you. Shit, she may WANT TO give you the pussy… and YOUR MAIN GOAL is to not fuck that up. This means by not doing or saying anything that would make her look at you like you’s a crazy ass mofo. And guess what, most of the time- if she wanna fuck you- she doesn’t even care how much you spend on her, cuz she’ll FUCK YOU ANYWAY.

Ok, so now that you have lied, you have definitely SABOTAGED your relationship if it happens to go beyond fuckin or if you just lied to get her to begin with. What will your relationship be based on? LIES… all lies. And you two will never have that extra deep connection because you don’t know who each other really is. If you done lied to a bitch to get at her and then got her, the least you can do is keep it real with her and let her know who YOU really are. Its NOT FAIR that you know her and she doesn’t know you nor is it fair that you TRICKED her into being with you (how about showing her who you truly are and then letting HER decide if she REALLY does wanna be with you). Its also NOT FAIR that you are parading around like a WOLF IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING, because that is EXACTLY what you are- a damn impersonator (thanks J. lol). And in the end, you may be aight… but YOU AIN’T REAL!

Whatever, so you LIED and got you the “bad bitch”… but now what? You basically have to keep up this front as long as humanly possible in order to keep her… more work than you ever thought it would be. As a result, she will not know who you truly are as a person, but eventually you will begin to show your true colors. All I’m saying is DO NOT be upset, surprised or angry if the bitch wanna leave your silly ass- she was never with YOU anyways, her ass was with your made up character. And I must address all you SILLY HOES who stay with the men who have lied to you about all this important shit…

Realize this: he IS a fucking liar and has the capacity to do so at any given time, and I know that its hard cuz you’re attached, you don’t wanna be lonely… blah, blah, blah but KNOW THIS- you were NEVER really in love/love/liked HIM anyways, it was his LIES that kept you open. And I KNOW ya bitches have a PROBLEM separating emotions and fucking and your silly ass wanna be addicted to HIS pipe game, but TRUTH BE TOLD: FOR EVERY NIGGA WHO FUCKED ME PROPER, THERE WAS 5 NIGGAS BEHIND HIM WHO COULD SERVE ME BETTER!!! And that’s REAL TALK!

How I see it… Men, how do you ever expect to find that REAL bitch, and REAL love if your ass is lying about every and any thing? How do you ever expect a chick to love you for who YOU are if your ass never let her know who you are. If you have to front and make yourself seem like your worth more than you really are- that’s sad, you need a damn hug and some fucking CONFIDENCE (it goes a looooong way niggas).

See this is exactly why I be on some “I don’t give a fuck” shit…. Why? Cuz at the end of the day- you either gunna fuck with me or you’re not. Truth be told 9 out of 10 times… you’re gunna fuck with me. I don’t like surprises which is why I try to throw all my cards on the table and let a mofo know from the door how this shit is gunna go. If he don’t like it… fuck em, but like I said, 9 out of 10 times… its going down. Niggas, you need to realize that bitches wanna fuck just as much as you do (maybe not all of em, but most of em). Bitches who say otherwise… ARE LYING TO THEIR DAMN SELVES. They KNOW they wanna fuck, they just don’t wanna be deemed a “slut, whore, hoe, jump, smut, etc…” so they are careful of how they go about it. *Ladies: it is 2009, get with it… if niggas can do them, so can you- and you are none the lesser for it*

Moral of the story kids is: KEEP IT A FUCKIN HUNDRED! Learn to keep it real with yourselves so that you can be real with others. Fellas: don’t be so quick to lie to a bitch- you may have just found the woman of your dreams, but a REAL bitch will NOT TOLERATE being lied to. Bitches: Stop condoning these lying ass niggas… if he’s a liar, take the L, and drop him like a bad habit. No, he’s not gunna change and its so sad that your still holding on to some hope that he will… and hop off his dick shorty- its not that serious and like I said- there’s ALWAYS gunna be someone else who does it better.