Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Wanna Better Relationship? Learn How 2 Fuck!

So, lately I’ve been talking about sex a lot… and I decided to do a little research on my own and develop some theories as to why certain things occur in society. I’m really trying to get down to the nitty gritty of things and it all revolves around sex and society. What I found interesting, was that according to a recent survey conducted, 75% of women reported never climaxing to orgasm. How does this affect society, you may ask… Well, it certainly explains certain things about women.

Now, let’s start at the very beginning… the very first time you touched yourself. As children many of us were taught that it was a BAD thing to do. Many of us became very shameful, and as a result ultimately really stopped exploring. While the rest of us, only found better ways to cover our tracks. ;)

Those who grow up shameful, mostly women, never got to really explore themselves, their bodies. Many of them don’t even know what really arouses them and what they like. This is a sad fucking story to me. If you’re a grown ass woman, and have never reached cloud 10 and exploded into a million pieces… then, you better get like Mariah and “Touch ya Body”!

Explore your folds, your tunnels… your crook and fucking crannies. This is the only way you will ever learn your body… If YOU don’t know what you like, how the hell you gunna explain it to someone else? (That’s right most of you don’t, because you’re too embarrassed.) Get over it! If he ain’t doing it right… tell him about himself! He’s not the only one who should get to orgasm.

I believe that this is why many women don’t enjoy having sex, or don’t want it as much as men. It’s just not that enjoyable to them. This is also the reason why many women would rather have oral sex, instead of vaginal sex. Many can climax easily clitoral, but have a very hard time vaginally. I say, what’s the point of having sex, if you’re not gunna orgasm? Sex with no orgasm is pure blasphemy to me.

Ladies, if you cannot orgasm during vaginal sex, it is your own fault! First, you need to explore your body and bring yourself to full climax. If you can achieve that, then you’re ready for the big times. You need to know that, not all men know how to fuck. If that is the case, then you need to also know, that you should take it upon yourself to learn how to position yourself right. The positioning of yourself, is EVERYTHING! Practice makes perfect… So stop being a lazy bitch, and RIDE EM’ COWBOY!

You see, men on the other hand, almost always orgasm and 98% surveyed, reported doing so. Do you know why… because THEY BEAT OFF! Men are simple and straightforward with sex. They know what they like and how to reach the promised land. Although they know all of this though, what they don’t know is that most of them are terribly disillusioned.

That’s right, DISILLUSIONED! Personally, I have met many of men who were terribly disillusioned, but it’s not their fault entirely. Sure, many men have a big ego, but women play a large part in their disillusionment. Therefore, men talk a lot of shit and think highly of themselves. They believe they are a lion in the sheets, when in all actuality they are a mere kitten.

This happens purely because bitches don’t know how to keep it G and tell a man when he’s whack in the sack. Instead, they fake orgasms, moan and scream like crazy and act like he’s a sex god, when in all actuality… he couldn’t fuck his way out of a wet paper bag.

Today I read in Men’s Health, something that made me feel normal. When watching porn, you always see bitches screaming and moaning something crazy. Now, when bitches fake, being that that is the norm, they scream and moan too. But here is a rude awakening, “When climaxing, it’s almost IMPOSSIBLE to exhale. She’ll draw in her breathe, tighten her muscles, and then sigh or pant when she comes back to Earth. But scream? Never.”

And here I thought I was doing it wrong, because it wasn’t the “normal” thing associated with a woman climaxing. In all actuality though, many women fake it, and even worse, they lie and say the sex was great. Women seem to sympathize with the men and really just don’t want to hurt his feelings. That is what it allllll boils down to, not wanting to hurt his feelings. Bitch! Get real! You are the reason why men walk around thinking they really doing it.

Ladies, you need to learn how not to sugar coat shit. If the man was whack, tell him so, and how he could improve himself. Consider this constructive criticism. Men, need to take the criticism gracefully, and realize they may not be all they thought they were cracked up to be. Most men will accept it as such, and try to switch it up for you, ultimately increasing his own skills. Yet, if you never tell him, then he’s gunna SUCK until he meets a bitch like me, who’ll set his ass straight!

Now, let’s tie this in with society and relationships. I concur that being that many women never climax, this leads to their bitchness level. Women are seen as nags and many are very catty, especially at one another. Thinking of this logically though, I’d be a bitch too if I had sex all the time, yet never climaxed. Sex with no orgasm often leads to many women feeling empty after sex.

Achieving orgasm with your partner is the highest form of intimacy, but if most women never meet orgasm, they never truly connect with their partners. This also leads to resentment of their mates, all because he gets to orgasm and she doesn’t. Being that 75% of women, the majority, never climax, these numbers are a basic sample of the world at large. This means that 3 out of 4 women never climax, and that MOST women are ticking time bombs, waiting to explode.

Explode, these bombs do, and many women explode in crazy ways. Many women get violent, others emotional, some get depressed but all of them explode. It’s crazy because so many people talk shit about women (mainly men), about how they always nag, and they are NEVER happy. Women are depicted as such in the media, and we can see and hear shit like this said everywhere.

Well, guess what Einstein’s, you’re RIGHT! Most women, the majority, are NEVER HAPPY! Do you know why? Let me relate this to the men in terms you’d understand… Now, close your eyes and imagine spending most of your life, NEVER being able to bust a nut. I mean sure, your dick gets hard… but you could NEVER nut- like permanent blue balls. Now, tell me your ass wouldn’t be angry ALL the time too!

Although I believe that sex isn’t the most important aspect of a relationship, I would have to put it up there in my top 5. Sex to me, can make or break a relationship. Everything can be fine with a person, but if they are missing that critical element, things may go off course.

If the sex is bad, resentment occurs. This is true for both parties involved, because some men don’t talk to their women about what they like either. Also, being that you are never really satisfied, you are also easily tempted by others. You may lie to yourself, and say that sex isn’t important… but in the end, if your sex life sucks, your relationship can become subject to damage.

What is a remedy for this? Discuss sex with your partner. If you are in a committed relationship, then communication should be open and an open mind should be kept. Talk about your likes and dislikes, things you’ve dreamt of doing.

Also, keep in mind, that in a relationship you should want to please your partner and vice versa. Which means NO HOLDS BAR, sometimes. Ladies, it is 2009, if your man wants you to suck his dick, then SUCK IT! Same thing goes for you fellas. If you wanna keep your partner happy, ROCK THEIR FUCKING WORLD!

Know this: if you won’t do it, someone else will! So, don’t get caught out there, you’re in a relationship for Christ sake.

What have we learned?

Women, to discover orgasm, you must discover your bodies. The G-Spot, DOES exist, believe me, I know! Learn how to fuck right, stop being lazy logs and pillow queens and take control of the situation. Cummin makes sex so much better, so STOP lying to men and letting them think they the shit.

Men, realize that YES many women are angry at the world, but you could help, if you fucked her right! She’d be hella happier if she orgasmed! Sure, bitches lie, but you need to know how to spot that shit, and correct your flaws. Many of you are disillusioned now, but get with it! You’ll only increase your skills, and then finally be the beast, you thought you were.

Bottom line: Communication is key. It will be the way to relate to one another and REALLY find out just how good we are at doing the do.

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